Trump’s China Tariffs Get 90-Day Extension — New Deadline Shakes Markets

Washington kicks the can down the road—again.

### The Tariff Tango Continues

Another 90 days. Another round of uncertainty. The Trump-era tariffs on China just got a lifeline, pushing the deadline to November 2025. Markets barely blinked—because at this point, who’s even surprised?

### Wall Street’s Yawn Heard ‘Round the World

Traders treated the news like stale bread. Stocks dipped, then shrugged. Crypto? Barely a ripple. Because let’s face it: tariffs are so 2018. The real action’s in decentralized finance—where borders don’t exist and politicians can’t meddle.

### The Cynic’s Take

Another delay means another quarter for lobbyists to cash checks and corporations to ‘strategically reposition’ (read: pass costs to consumers). Meanwhile, Bitcoin’s supply stays hard-capped at 21 million. Coincidence? Probably. But tell that to the dollar printers.