DOG Blames Court Error After Trump-Linked Crypto Scam Docket Briefly Sealed
Another day, another crypto scandal—this time with a political twist. The DOJ is scrambling to explain why court documents tied to a Trump-associated crypto scam were mysteriously sealed. Whoops.
Behind the 'technical error' curtain
Officials claim a 'court error' caused the brief blackout. Sure, and Bitcoin maximalists swear they never FOMO'd. The timing—flawless, as always—just happens to coincide with peak election season drama.
Finance's favorite circus act rolls on
From rug pulls to sealed dockets, crypto keeps serving up premium entertainment for compliance officers. At least traditional finance sticks to boring old insider trading—none of this blockchain-flavored chaos.
