Strategy Dominates 2025 IPOs: $2.52B Haul Fuels Bitcoin Buying Spree

Wall Street's latest darling just rewrote the IPO playbook—with a side of digital gold.
The Bitcoin pivot no one saw coming
While legacy finance was busy debating ETF approvals, this upstart quietly allocated 9 figures to Satoshi's invention. The $2.52B war chest? Just getting started.
Institutional FOMO reaches critical mass
Analysts whisper about treasury rebalancing—but let's be real. After the 2024 halving, every corporate balance sheet needs that orange-pill insurance.
Bonus jab: Meanwhile, traditional VCs are still trying to explain their metaverse land deals to limited partners.