MSTR Stock Skyrockets as Bitcoin Windfall Tops $30B—Wall Street Scrambles to Catch Up

MicroStrategy’s bet on Bitcoin just turned into a $30 billion jackpot—and legacy finance is sweating.
The Bitcoin Snowball Effect
MSTR shares are mooning as the company’s unrealized BTC profits hit a staggering $30 billion. CEO Michael Saylor’s ‘digital gold’ thesis is now a case study in asymmetric upside.
Wall Street’s FOMO Moment
Analysts who dismissed crypto as ‘rat poison’ are now reverse-engineering valuation models to justify price targets. Too bad the train left the station in 2020.
The Punchline?
While banks debate ‘inflation hedges,’ a software company turned Bitcoin proxy keeps printing generational wealth. Maybe ‘number go up’ *is* an investment strategy after all.