Nvidia (NVDA) Soars as US-China Chip Deal Fuels AI Hype—Wall Street Bites Its Nails

Nvidia’s stock rockets higher after Washington greenlights limited chip exports to China—because nothing says 'strategic de-escalation' like feeding the AI arms race.
The silicon giant’s shares surged as traders bet on renewed demand from Chinese tech firms, desperate for Nvidia’s cut-down AI accelerators. Because when has halfway tech ever stopped a bubble?
Meanwhile, analysts scramble to adjust price targets—somewhere between 'frothy' and 'detached from reality.' The market’s pricing perfection, but Nvidia’s still got to deliver. Tick-tock.