BREAKING: USBC, Uphold & Vast Bank Launch World’s First Tokenized USD Deposits—Now Globally Accessible

Banking just got a blockchain upgrade. USBC, Uphold, and Vast Bank have cracked open the vault—tokenizing U.S. dollar deposits for retail investors worldwide. No more borders, no more legacy delays.
How it works: Your dollars turn into digital tokens, tradable 24/7. Want out? Redeem 1:1 anytime. The trio’s move slashes cross-border settlement from days to seconds—while somehow still calling it a 'deposit.'
Why it matters: Traditional finance’s moat just sprung a leak. Tokenization isn’t new, but democratizing it? That’s a grenade in the basement of Wall Street. (Cue the 'regulated innovation' press releases.)
The kicker: Banks love blockchain—when it means cheaper compliance. Meanwhile, crypto natives shrug: 'We’ve had stablecoins since 2014.'