Semler Scientific Doubles Down on Bitcoin—Drops Another $16.2M as Treasury Strategy Goes Full Crypto

Another day, another corporate Bitcoin binge. Semler Scientific just funneled $16.2 million into BTC—because why bother with boring old bonds when you can ride the volatility rollercoaster?
The healthcare-turned-crypto-enthusiast company is now stacking sats like it’s 2021. Because nothing says ’stable balance sheet’ like betting on digital orange pills, right?
Wall Street analysts are either nodding approvingly or facepalming—depending on which side of the ’laser eyes’ divide they’re on. Meanwhile, the CFO probably high-fived the risk management team... or fired them.