🚀 Dow, S&P 500, Nasdaq Soar as CPI Inflation Report Fuels Fed Rate Cut Frenzy
Markets go brrr—Wall Street’s betting big on dovish Fed moves after cooler CPI numbers. Traders are pricing in cuts like they’re on a Black Friday spree.
The inflation pivot: CPI data just handed the Fed its excuse to ease up. Cue the algo-driven rally.
Ticker tape euphoria: Every institutional desk is now front-running the inevitable liquidity tsunami. Because nothing says 'healthy economy' like celebrating weaker data.
Funny how stocks only love 'bad news' when it means free money from Jerome Powell’s printer. Stay cynical, stay profitable.