Tesla (TSLA) Stock Surges as Stifel Doubles Down on Bullish Outlook—Elon’s Empire Strikes Back

Wall Street wakes up to Tesla's rally—again.
Stifel's latest forecast sends TSLA bulls charging, proving analysts still love a good Elon narrative. The stock climbs as if FSD 12.5 just dropped—except this time, it's just old-fashioned hype doing the heavy lifting.
Why the Street’s Biting
No hard numbers? No problem. When has that ever stopped Tesla momentum? Stifel’s vote of confidence fuels the fire, even as skeptics whisper about valuation gymnastics. ‘Growth story intact’ trumps ‘profitability concerns’—for now.
The Cynic’s Corner
Another day, another analyst upgrade juicing a meme stock. At least this one has revenue. Mostly.